wickedoldhag:

magnolia-noire:

tilthat:

TIL the Dung Beetle is the only known insect that uses the Milky Way as a reference to move in a straight line despite not being able to see individual stars. Scientists initially thought they were using the moon, however they still moved in a straight line on moonless nights.

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I fucking hate space, I hate the universe, I hate science and I hate when shit like this happens. how in the fuck does a wholr species of fucking insects know to look up at the sky at all let alone actually follow the direction of a whole fucking galaxy. why the shit was I even born. why do I exist. this pisses me the fuck off. I wish I was dead

all that knowledge just to roll literal balls of shit….. the cosmic ballet goes on

snakegay:

drkshdwbnch:

snakegay:

drkshdwbnch:

snakegay:

could make a post like “i hate it when people SHIT” and if it got at least 2000 notes thered be people like “what?? literally everybody poops op you just seem bitter lol” and a couple people talking about how this is ableist somehow and at least one person talking about cringe culture

ummm francis this sorta seems likeyou’re jsut hobble snobbling … you can’t make the gross goros forse the lorse snorse. for for lorn worn. 3r

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fetalpile:

defiantbird:

fetalpile:

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING:
“hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull

squidpop:

thejazzykittykat:

verbivore8642:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

Fun fact: There are a lot of rivers in the UK named “avon” because the Romans arrived and asked the Celts what the rivers were called. The Celts answered “avon.” 

“Avon” is just the Celtic word for river.

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

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