Ah fuck… No Fap November cancelled, fellas…
Alice, I think this may be your worst post.
Me, freshly cum from cranking it to swimsuit pics of Ted Cruz: hmmmmm?
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Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
nyoom
I don’t now why, but I just really need this on my blog.
MAXMIUN VELOPSITY

High definition photo of the blood vessels in the human eye look eerily like a forest.
Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.
current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.
the librarian who accidentally walks in
current aesthetic: cool mom from mean girls “can I get you guys anything? some snacks? a condom? let me know! oh, god love ya.”
current aesthetic: the TA who just wanted to give the history professor some exams
papa smoke
it’s like seeing my own child who I was never there to raise and we meet in a diner on mutual terms later on in our lives
funniest meme this year is giving doge the conscience of an adult man and torturing him
LOOKS LIKE CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY:























