xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

here’s a handy checklist for anyone considering redeeming a villain!!!

are they…

❏ a wife beater?
❏ sexually abusive?
❏ violent towards small children?
❏ extremely racist?
❏ a goddamn fascist?

if you checked any of these boxes, not only should you not redeem that villain, but I’m also going to come to your house and pour sewer water into your sock drawer for even considering it

my top three blocked users on this post:

  • the one who used the phrase “MLP antis”
  • “racism and fascism are subjective and also you’re a misandrist” guy
  • that one person who honest to god claimed this post was advocating real life genocide

poutinedragon:

thymelord:

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

The immune system: We’re gonna die? Not before I kill us first!