john-stamos-ii:

donkamatic:

No offense but,,

Dabbing is fun

Fortnite dances are tight as hell

Minecraft is a fantastic game

Fidget spinners are fun and useful

1. And I’m sorry you’re all old crusty curmudgeons who can’t have fun

Undertale’s music slaps wicked hot pussy and there’s nothing you can do about it

abbleciderdonits:

uuuguguughhhgfh58t325:

abbleciderdonits:

fatcandace:

hey patrick can you see my feet

Yeah spongebob look at mine I’m facing the toilet

Patrick we have penises and were peeing with them

Excuse me ladies, everything you’ve just said about being spongbeob and Patrick and having penises you pee pee with has been echoed and amplified down the hall, were we are holding a Sunday school class. We all have heard what you’ve said about peeing towards the toilet with your penises, and I am just letting you know.

sonic06apologist:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

dracula-aa:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

texasfeline:

topographicocean:

bravo-zulu:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

These make my teeth itch

tammycat:

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

tammycat:

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

honeybottledrip:

kngshxt:

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

candygarnet:

campbell-duo:

candygarnet:

never too late for a hot pocket

me at 4am when i cant find my fleshlight