radicalmercy:

theweirdwideweb:

lmao

millennial-review:

left-reminders:

1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving! 


6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.


Me: but did you mur-


Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school


12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!


College: It was genocide.

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

giant bomb literally arent going to review fallout 76 just because no one on staff wants to play enough of it to give it a score afsfjhlskd

god damn Todd you really dropped a stinker huh

doglords:

doglords:

doglords:

doglords:

This whole fucking time I thought the mall near my apartment was going to be holding a Grinch vs. Santa wrestling match but now I’m pretty sure it was just a creative way to announce they’re going to have both Santa and the Grinch available for your kid to take pictures with

THEY CALLED IT A WRESTLING MATCH WHY WOULD I NOT TAKE THEM AT THEIR WORD

WAIT the associated Insta handle says more about wrestling please god let there actually be a wrestling match please

THERE IS WRESTLING I REPEAT THERE IS IN FACT WRESTLING

beetledrink:

beetledrink:

reddit

for everyone wondering it was DnD fantasy based stuff obv like calling dwarves beard faces but this title blew me away

absolxguardian:

general-george-washington:

absolxguardian:

general-george-washington:

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

Please, enlighten us

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

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This is amazing. I have been blessed by this knowledge

ampersandworm:

bogleech:

bogleech:

ratsofftoya:

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

There’s a comparison graphic

1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government

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