officialcrow:

royalblueturtleneck:

Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when I ate red meat as well it’s soooo bad for u omg

this is fake cuz i ate two steak sandwiches the other day and then beat up my stepdad

pinkqueerpunk:

oppa-homeless-style:

oppa-homeless-style:

man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future

but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe

first of all how dare you assume im literate

Wheres that tweet about how the fate of humanity is to keep reinventing homestuck