*sensually de-robes from my red slutty velvet number as I slowly skinny dip into the tar pits and become an excellent preserved fossil that stuns scientists for years to come and yes my chanel black 6 inch heels are still in perfect condition*
Me, a gay scientist in the future (all scientists are gay in the future BTW) :
the thing that i think MOST accurately resonates w/ jjba is when ur a little kid and ur on the elementary school playground and u larp with the other little children and someone is like “i shot you youre dead” and then ur like “but i was wearing a bullet proof vest!!!” and theyre like “well i shot u in the head with my special diamond bullets that also hit ur chest and u died” and ur like “but i was an alien the entire time and diamond bullets dont affect me” and so it goes until u get tired and go in for snack time
grimdark creepypasta: you get invited to someone’s business party or wedding or something and they order this and then before your eyes they put it all in a big microwave on high for five minutes and act like nothing’s wrong
“Mmmmm mmmm! Now that’s FRESH cooked seafood!” they say, rubbing their stomachs and licking their lips, “almost as good as the double crunch shrimp at applebee’s!”
Anti SJW youtube girl with heavy eyeliner: There’s only TWO genders I will talk about this for 50 minutes straight
Men watching: Will you PLEASE fuck me
@pelkoja Sexism undercuts the many intelligent things you post, Aili. You’re better than this.
What
The condemnation of “men”, writ large. I believe you refer to it as gender essentialization. I realize this is a common practice here on tumblr dot com, but it’s also definitive sexism and perpetuates man-hating stereotypes that some of us lgbtq+ are working hard to fight. You probably have a bigger male audience than you think. Don’t treat them like slobbering dogs.
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