aquitainequeen:

jupitereyed:

strange–infatuation:

mehofkirkwall:

molteniridium:

micaxiii:

daglout:

brattylikestoeat:

official-liberty-prime:

aesclepianbanshee:

thatthinginyourshoe:

rosswoodpark:

rosswoodpark:

Everyone agrees! Your intestines squirming around like eels in your belly is horrifying!

IM SORRY THEY FUCKING WHAT NOW?

The racks even have hooks to keep them from squirming right off and onto the floor apparently. They desperately want to escape our bodies

Intestines are muscles, and function involuntarily. If your muscles did not squirm around, then they wouldn’t be able to move food through them, thus you wouldn’t gain any nutrients from anything you eat, and the food would spoil and make you sick. I agree the squirmy wormies are a bit unsettling, but hey it’s actually really good for you! Your intestines work so hard for it! Please give them a little love.

I don’t like that get them out

Okay…this is unsettling.

This post is actually my nightmare

Breaking News! You are full of eels!

#wait til you hear about how they put them back#they just stuff them back in and the mesenteric lining slowly pulls them back into place#no helping required#so it 100% looks like a bunch of squiggly eels getting comfortable in their space again (via lampfaced)

we all make jokes about humans being weird, and aliens finding them strange as hell

but honestly we’re very creepy and strange creatures

I could have gone my entire life not knowing this and lived peacefully I hate you all

And suddenly that scene from Annihilation where a guy’s intestines literally turned into eels suddenly makes a lot more sense

sectonia:

full offense but slimey the worm is lterally the most perfect character design ive ever seen

absolutely no flaws.just a fucking worm

neeetsocks:

spider-khan:

duke-of-derpington:

Press S to spit on soon to be dead Macron’s grave

“fear for their lives”, good

this is how world leaders should feel every single day

imreallycoolandfriendly:

parafloral:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

I started high school 7 years ago Jesus

u done yet

I’m trapped in one of the lockers

newkelpcity:

musical mr krabs: capitalism matters more than family & i love money more than My Own Child!

seasons 1-3 mr krabs:

redwwood:

i like jerma’s accent he really does kinda sound like someone I’d meet at a holiday family party where he’s one of my catholic cousin’s new boyfriends and im skeptical at first bc he looks like That but then he turns out to be Very funny and has Very Good alcohol taste………. and he says funny shit and then i follow his insta and we become friends and oh this just turned into jerma rpf where i become his friend sorry