I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking
i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is
3 times
people keep asking me to link the songs and the fact that y’all think these dudes have soundcloud or recording equipment or even the intent to put in any work is already giving them too much credit. this type of man specifically performs this song to you, without warning, at a small get-together with friends, maybe even in public, making sure you are absolutely cornered, when they’re day-drunk on craft beers.
Hello! As I have teased a few times before I will be holding a Kickstarter for my wilderness-horror RPG book “Into the Wyrd and Wild” Of which, the Kickstarter will be launching Monday, December 3.
Those of you who were there for the World War Occult Kickstarter know I like to do a little something whenever I promote one of my books; namely, giving out free shit.
So, from now until Monday, December 3, reblog this post for a chance to win some prints, a free copy of Into the Wyrd and Wild’s bestiary in PDF form, and original art by me!
The Rules
Reblog this post from now until Monday, December 3
Multiple reblogs WILL be counted.
On Tuesday, December 4 5:00PM ET three individual winners will be randomly selected and announced.
One winner will be selected to receive a series of three 8×11″ prints of art from the book.
One winner will be selected to receive a PDF of Into the Wyrd and Wild’s bestiary.
Finally, the grand prize, one winner will be selected to receive a commissioned painting of a character or monster of their design and choosing.
So reblog and spread the word for a chance to win some cool shit and also help me spread the word about Into the Wyrd and Wild!
Continue to check this post for updates as the time draws closer and make sure to check out the link below to the Kickstarter page once it goes live this MONDAY, DECEMBER 3.
it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”
if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intellegent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship.
