Me: Fallout 4 is so bad. The story is just one linear note, created for only Nate, the companions are written so poorly to where no one really gets a true happy ending, it’s all up to the player to decide and there’s a lot of people in the world but it’s so poorly written that it doesn’t feel alive as other games.
Item: Tongs of Animal Berserk; when clicked together all animals in a fifty-foot sphere flip out, barking/growling/whatever noise they make when mad, and aggressively attack first any perceived enemies and then anything else in reach. Each click of the tongs induces one round of Berserk, so frequent clicking is required to keep it up.
working class person: I’m forced to beg for money and am at the mercy of other people’s goodwill as I’m facing serious suffering and/or death because my wages don’t cover the expenses I need to literally stay alive
friends of working class person: we will scrape together some of our own funds at the possible detriment of our own families because we have no other choice if we don’t want our friend to, and we can’t believe we have to say this out loud, die
media: This Uplifting Story of Friendship Will Brighten Your Day :)) Look As These Brave People Go On Happy With Their Lives Despite Hardship :)) This Story Proves That Poor People Who Complain About Their Standards Of Living Are Just Not Trying Hard Enough :)))
this post was sandwiched on my dash between two people’s medical gofundmes and i want to cry
philosopher voice: one can never “get“ coochie. coochie cannot be possessed. one can only interact will coochie for a short time until the molecules that make up that coochie return to the universe to be recycled into rocks, trees, and yes, other coochie.
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