How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

doubletrouble7997:

commandgoldfuckers:

dealingwithaces:

aeriktirel:

lordsoth42:

elsajeni:

geostatonary:

outofcontextdnd:

-A werewolf named Chad

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

I can never remember this card’s real name because everyone just calls it “Abs of Treason”

The card name is “Enthralling Victor”. It has a ‘spiritual sequel’ card in terms of artwork called “Captivating Crew”, drawn by the same artist:

Abs of treason

peteseeger:

socialistexan:

justsomeantifas:

inkwellsandmagicspells:

justsomeantifas:

justsomeantifas:

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yet again, incredible takes from Forbes

Who said the rich don’t need the poor to suffer in poverty so the rich get to exist in luxury……

Excuse me what the fuck is that headline

🙂 extreme poverty and death sure is convenient!!!!! – Forbes

The article is just as bad as the headline would indicate

“Socialism is bad because we can’t make unlimited profit through unethical exploitation.”

“Robber barons were good actually, they’re actually Compassionate for keeping you in abject poverty for their benefit by marginally making the Poor’s life slightly more efficient.”

“Cruelty isn’t letting people starve in the streets by the millions, true cruelty is a small handful of people not being obscenely wealthy.”

This is the “let them eat cake” of late capitalism.

sunn-ojdajuiceman:

scully16:

sunn-ojdajuiceman:

you’ve encountered an uglycute wandering cynic

what do you do?

  • dap
  • rob
  • dap, then rob (req. 30+ juug stat.)
  • “where the hoes?”
  • roast this nigga 2 hell (- 20 karma)

Dap

the cynic seems elated at your friendly response… perhaps this simple gesture has brightened this poor soul’s day? (+20 karma)

the cynic leans in close enough to whisper: “mid on deck…” (turn to page 53)

nolookfirmino:

justsomeantifas:

democrats before they win the house: WE’RE GOING TO STOP ICE!!! WE CARE ABOUT RACISM!!

democrats after they win the house:

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this is actually happening but:

The Washington Times is an American daily newspaper that covers general interest topics with a particular emphasis on American politics.[3] It was founded on May 17, 1982, by Sun Myung Moon (the leader of Unification Church, also known as the Unification movement) and owned by News World Communications, an international media conglomerate founded by Moon, until 2010, when Moon and a group of former executives purchased the paper. It is currently owned by the conglomerate Operations Holdings, which is a wholly owned subsidiary of the Unification movement.[4][5] Its daily edition is distributed throughout the District of Columbia and sections of Maryland and Virginia. A weekly tabloid edition aimed at a national audience is also published.[6]

Widely described as a conservative newspaper,[7][8][9][10]The Washington Times was praised by Republican president Ronald Reagan[11][12] and published racially incendiary commentary and promoted conspiracy theories about Democratic president Barack Obama.[13][14][15][16][17][18] It has published numerous columns that reject the scientific consensus on climate change.[19][20][21] Under Wes Pruden’s editorship (1992–2008), The Washington Times was noted for its association with white supremacism, as it regularly printed excerpts from white supremacist publications and published laudatory pieces about white supremacists and the Confederacy.[18] In 2018 it promoted conspiracy theories about the murder of Seth Rich.[9][22][23][24]

witches-ofcolor:

annieskywalker:

lilobinx:

medusabraids:

juregim:

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

medusabraids:

need this trend of white girls going from looking like jennifer aniston to looking like zoe kravitz to die right now

y’all are going to JAIL PERIODDDTTTTTT

this is…. horrendous

i blame kylie jenner for this

I am BEYOND disturbed…🙃

I wanna cut ur skin off and wear ur skin like a suit = white girls who do this ^

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