whitelucio:

left class bc i had a big shit bumping around in my guts and ive been sitting on the toilet so long the lights shut off and i had to get up and wave my arm like a fool ass all out

so i heard kaz is in smash

captainsnoop:

“Snake? Snake! It’s me! It’s me, your friend! Huey Emmerich! I was killed by the Master Hands and transformed in to a spirit! You’ve got to help me! I can lend you my power, but watch out! Using me will trigger a condition that causes you to take more damage in water! Save us, Snake! In Super Smash Brothers Ultimate: Spirits!”

meatkasa:

czechs-and-holdings:

ask-cloud-skipper:

mojave-red:

anarchonecromancer:

A real revolver does not have a seam down the middle

^^^^

Joke Maker: “A horse walks into a bar, bartender asks, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “My wife died.”“

Your Dumbasses: “Wait, horses can’t talk.”