clownlore:

clownlore:

Kaz Spirit battle just has a character yell at you until you finally KO it. It doesnt even fight back

Revolver Ocelot: “Boss, Miller was obliterated by a pillar of light following last missions debriefing. We have recieved intel that his soul is inhabiting Duck Hunt Dog. Your mission is to extract Miller’s soul and bring it back to mother base.

Venom Snake: “Hrghhrghghghghhh”

cryptid-sighting:

peteseeger:

“Hey everybody, just thought I’d remind you all how I’m a huge piece of shit. Just thought I’d list all the reasons why I, personally, should shove my ass into a wood chipper.”

brb sending this to every brain dead liberal who was screaming “VOTE DEMOCRAT” as the answer to all political ills for the last two weeks