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hyenuh:

inthenameofpeacewemakewar:

meanmulatto:

British ppl rlly got thr short end of the stick could u imagine getting fucked by a brit “cheers love give us a cum” like absolutely not!!!!!

The upside is that, nine times out of ten, our accent is like liquid sex to most American women.  ‘Cause what would you rather hear? 

“Ay, baybee.  You got a fine ass.  You wanna go somewhere and fuck?” 

-or-

“You look positively radiant, my dear.  Would you like to stop for a cup of coffee somewhere on the way back to my place?”  

airlesscell:

Here’s a truth bomb that’s a bit counterintuitive, college is actually more like a school than a restaurant. Sure, you do eat at college but it’s actually a school because there’s books and shit

dejamlovren:

cointelprole:

tilthat:

TIL during the middle ages there was a legal category called “enbrotherment” that allowed two men to share living quarters, pool their resources, and effectively live as a married couple. The couple shared “one bread, one wine, one purse.”

via reddit.com

Lads?

thevioletsunflower:

teathattast:

Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently.

In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism

spyderqueen:

Seeing some people on Tumblr still bitching about how it’s too late for voting and the only thing that will fix things is revolution.

How about you fucking vote anyway? It’s not going to seriously cut into your “sitting on the couch waiting for a revolution to start” time.

There’s no “none of the above” option here. You want a revolution, fine, but there’s still little shit to do in the meantime.

You can vote AND protest. They’re not exclusive. Hell, you can even protest the person you voted for when they fuck up. You’re not signing a blood oath with your ballot. But a desire for an ideologically pure candidate or nothing only serves the status quo right now.