
Hey mayor check out this cool bug I found
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
me: can i have some
friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes
When truscum wanna yell at me for comparing them to terfs just remember terfs also like to tell people they aren’t trans.
repeat after me:
allies are not oppressed
being an ally is not a sexual orientation or gender identity
the A in LGBTQA stands for asexualthen what letter is for ally
THERE IS NO LETTER FOR ALLY
find a frog. befriend him. let him see your vulnerable side. trust him
What is your credit card number
6420 9666 6420 9666
america has a functioning democracy where one party tries to kill you and the only other party just campaigns around the fact that they aren’t the party that tries to kill you
then passes bills written by the party that tries to kill you
what? they would never!
“call out for the god of wealth, he’s never given me 300 silver coins because he’s mean” —Hipponax of Ephesos, sixth century BC
“hold my jacket i’m about to fight Boupalos” —also Hipponax of Ephesos
These aren’t exaggerations
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