birthdaysongs:

banderboucher:

The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

i only understand about 60% of the words in this post but i still think its funny

Last week everyone at my GSA started screaming “intricate rituals” at our one gay guy couple when they would hold hands or lean on each other, so this week they stopped touching each other at all. Men are so weak

traggotry:

so let me get this right, you weaponized a meme about internalised homophobia to bully two gay people into feeling too uncomfortable to touch each other at all in a space designed to make gay people feel safe? fuck off