Sam Wise with frosted tips wearing an upside down sun visor and puka shell necklace
This is how Samwise shows up to frodo’s funeral
frodo’s funeral?
boating accident
splish splash, “hobbit overboard”, you get the picture
don’t patronize me
chopped up by the outboard motor blades
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
donald trump: im a nationaliat
the news, conveniently owned by people who would profit greatly from it despite the grim future for most under it:
funny you say that because TIME, Inc is owned by the Koch Brothers, who have been funding conservative and nationalist shit for years
This ad… am I having a stroke?
d-yn:
dude is dressed like shit does not deserve that sloppy
Those are comme de garcons converse. Those shoes run $135 apiece, so jot that down
Why she sucking dick on the grass… lyme disease
“Do you really love me?” [gets TICKS all up in this guy’s willy & splashes C*M on his $600 clown shoes]
i got really mad at red today
this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you
