i think one of the most valuable pieces of internet savviness comes down to recognizing which types of people and arguments warrant a thought out response and which ones warrant a clean and simple “your mom suck me good and hard through my jorts”
i get annoyed scrolling around social media a lot because i end up seeing so much content from little 4chan adjacent goofballs whose only intent is to get a rise out of people and score very cool internet irony points, and i often get tempted to try to start a rapport with them to point out the irony in feeling so counter culture and edgy while espousing the same beliefs as everyone’s racist great uncle if he frequently jacked off to anime, but then i remember the most important thing for these people to know: that their mom sucks me, good and hard, through my jorts
Nah yeah OP is the real counter culture and everything racist uncle said totally hasn’t come about.
*teleports you to a universe where everything is the same except human babies come out of the womb with the exact same body proportions as an adult human only much smaller*
How did a grown-ass adult accuse a child of sexual assault?
Teresa Klein was in a new york bodega buying 2 bags of kitty litter when the 9 year old walked by. Klein claimed the boy sexually assaulted her by grabbing her ass, and called the cops.
the cops viewed the bodega cameras and saw the 9 year old was wearing a bulky backpack and brushed her as he passed by. But Klein turned around and started screaming at the mother and the 9 year old, and people in the bodega started filming her yelling and calling the cops. Other customers can be heard in the footage confronting Klein, with one woman telling her, “Nobody wants to touch your flat ass.”
i’m glad he didn’t forgive her.
Gonna be real with y’all…this is inappropriate for sure, and her reaction was really not asked for, but it kind of sounds like she’s the survivor of something. People are not like this for no reason, and I am not sure if comments like “nobody wants to touch your flat ass” is in the right spirit.
On a different note, I wonder how many of you would unironically tweet #believewomen ?
