Name one person who jacks off more than me
this guy
I said a PERSON, not a legend
THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH
ooh I almost forgot
Fun Facts about Masanobu
- He has at least one two hour jack off training sessions each day while his GF cooks breakfast
- He has a girlfriend
- His girlfriend is fine with has jacking off habits as she herself isn’t too into having sex
- She will happily time him
- He has held the title since 2008
- You will never be as cool as this man
holy prostate i can’t even find someone to reply back to me and this guys got his girl timing his jerk sessions
This man
FUCKS
No he doesn’t
Distress signals
I be like
V
V
can you imagine putting down
Δand then the plane that tries to land just crashes
Well, you did say probably
da-don’t even think about talking to me if you can’t keep a perfect 180bpm beat
you miss out the best part
mastercheif, it’s cortana. Your FREE windows 10 upgrade is ready!
he says maybe later and then Cortana starts the upgrade in the middle of a battle
