How… how on earth do you discover that you have an ability like this. Do you wake up one day and say “I wanna log-roll a table upside-down” and dedicate your life to achieving that goal? Are you lounging around the house and someone tosses an ottoman at you and you roll a 20 on your Dex check? How?
ladies don’t forget to fill up your water bottle and put it in the fridge before you go to bed tonight so you can have a drink as soon as you wake up tomorrow. men you can die i guess
somebody has been hurt…
oh no! who is it?
Sleep on it.
You’ll figure it out.
can’t you just tell me who? i just called the paramedics so they’re probably going to want some info when they get here
