A fun new game to play while we wait for Smash Bros Ultimate to be released:
Which unlikely SSB characters have canonically fucked?
For example: Capt. Olimar. Has a wife and two kids. Fuck status: Confirmed
Pacman? Also has a lovely wife and kids. Status: Confirmed to fuck
Now Bowser is an interesting one; he has Bowser Jr. sure, but in Mario lore babies are delivered by stork. So Bowser Jr was probably delivered in the same way.
So Bowser’s fuck status? Unconfirmed but plausible
Why did you do this to Olimar??? This guy crashed on an uncharted planet and collected his ship parts wondering if he was going to die, got home to a boss who made him GO BACK before even getting to see his family just to pay off a debt he didn’t make, and got stranded back there just trying to scrounge enough to get his beloved ship back. That was Pikmin 1,2, and 3 in order. He doesn’t deserve to be in an example post about people wondering if characters have sex when more people should just play his game instead. That or watch playthroughs. Chuggaconroy has some amazing ones. That or watch speedruns. Those games are some of the most impressive and fun to watch speedruns out there.
Olimar did the no no
Louie here is concerned
Listen. I, too, wholeheartedly believe Olimar deserves better than what the Pikmin series gave him, but we can’t deny the truth. He has a wife and two kids. He’s fucked.
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