dr phil is a being driven by a lust for carnage
he hides it well but i know his ways
I’m driven by a lust for ginger ale!
im driven by a need to biologically and cybernetically modify myself into a rabbit girl with huge tits like lola bunny or the cop from zootopia but with bigger breasts. then i will use my rabbit body to seduce world leaders and rule the world with a shadow government headed by me. ill use the worlds resources to prolong my life far beyond that of the typical human/rabbit hybrid and rule for thousands of years, keeping humanity’s technological development artificially slow and having the world in a constant state of turmoil using my total control of all national governments in order to retain my grip on the human race.
the reason i do this is so i can assemble a perfect development team with a large budget to create a sequel to 2004 MMORPG City of Heroes. it will be the perfect game because the hand of the new world order i create will take every precaution to ensure that it is. it will perfectly capture the nostalgia of the now defunct original and yet will be new and innovative, perfectly blending the complexity of retro MMORPG design with the convenience and accessibility of more modern entries to the genre, in addition to pushing it forward in fascinating new ways that may take decades to understand. it will have the Mastermind class. the game will be the single most important cultural event in human history since the invention of writing. nobody will play anything else, there will be no point. this is what i will achieve with my rabbit body, it is my destiny. i will take humanity and hold it on the edge of a knife, but i will use that to fulfil the lifelong dream of our species. to let us play City of Heroes again
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