abolish-everything:

darthvaderismyfavoriteunicorn:

abolish-everything:

pinetreeanarchism:

abolish-everything:

Bootyshorts which say “enemy of the state”

I’d wear them.

Under communism they will be obligatory

Marx says its my turn to use the booty shorts

Under communism everyone will have their own bootyshorts. On the other hand, obviously there will only be one toothbrush (The People’s Tootbrush) which we will all have to share. You are confusing the bootyshorts with the toothbrush. He’s very clear about all of this in The Communist Manifesto