Liberal: Massive income inequality is ok as long as your boss is nice to you
Liberal: The police kill a lot of people when they dont have to. But did you see that video of the officer walking an old lady across the street?
Liberal: My food is certified organic. Exploited workers in south america harvested it but thats ok because its environmentally friendly!
Liberal: I’m totally anti-war but I vote for pro-war politicians because at least they like gay marriage and post funny jokes on their twitter