whitelucio:

caden:

whitelucio:

constipation is thr dark souls of poop problems. diarrhea is the blood Born

interesting you would post this. my old roomate and i had a running joke, where if i took a long shit in the bathroom i would walk out and say “bad RNG on that poop bro”. or sometimes just “bad RNG bro”

(for non-gamers, RNG is a term commonly used by dark souls streamers and speedrunners– it stands for “random number generator” and has to do with what attacks the player triggers from the boss. The joke was that since streamers often say “bad RNG” after a tough boss fight, i was applying that to real life situations such as my ongoing constipation because i kept eating too many french fries) 

this is tight