henstomper:

henstomper:

henstomper:

breaking bad is the funniest show ever

real scenes in breaking bad:

• jesse’s friends talk about whether resident evil 4, call of duty nazi zombies, or left 4 dead is the best zombie game
• walter and his son sit in their cars, which are parked in the driveway, furiously revving the engines
• walter walks up to a kid eating cereal and says “fruit loops, huh? thats good stuff” (this is a few episodes after walt intentionally poisons the kid in question)
• jesse plays Rage (2010) with a light gun
• hank comes to the realization that his stepbrother is a meth cook while on the toilet

a few i forgot about

• hank is bedridden after surviving an attack by cartel hitmen, so he sits in bed and orders minerals online. which he grabs with a little grabbing claw/ whenever his wife calls them rocks he gets really hurt and makes it very clear that theyre actually minerals
• theres a scene that goes on for like 5 minutes where one of walt & jesse’s dealers is trying to sell meth to a guy he suspects of being an undercover cop, and he says that if he asks him hes a cop he legally has to tell the truth. the guy says no and the dealer sells him meth and immediately gets arrested
• danny trejo is in it for literally one scene, where he lays in bed in a nightgown and orders shit off of skymall that DEA guys buy for him
• walt yells at jesse for bringing funyuns to a meth cook
• jesse gokarts sadly
• literally every scene saul is in