baconlovinginfidel:

apersnicketylemon:

rad-roach:

portentsofwoe:

this is a hell of a ride isnt it? this is a horror show

I think the scariest thing is I legit can’t tell if this is satire or an actual news article.

I googled, it was a legit actual thing. It’s on multiple real news sites.

This is fucked. EVERYONE should get the flu shot. I physically cannot because i’m allergic to fucking something in the shot and my arm swells up like a balloon and i almost fucking died last time, BUT EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD GET THE FUCKING SHOT!
My mom and brother got the shot, guess what….

NO FUCKING FLU!

She did get it a bit before she got the shot though. then she got over it and got the shot. BUT AFTERWORDS NO FLU.

This has been a fucking ride hasn’t it?