caprisunsport:

“Dear Arthur Morgan,

If i ever see you back at camp, we should wrassle in the mud without our clothes on under that hill where dutch cant cant see us, i stress that this is an entirely non sexual endeavor and if you think it is you need to get your mind out of the gutter. I’ve seen people do this before. Again, this is a non-sexual endeavour.

P.S. I no longer have diarrhea

P.S.S.  I can’t write good

P.S.S.S. Thank you for that hair salve you gave me the other day. It didn’t work at all so i threw it out in the field. I watched two wolves fight over it.

Thanks, Johnny Marston (That’s me!)”