vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

the funniest #otherworldly trait concept i can imagine is

you when like. magical and nonhuman characters are described in a book and the protag like. hears the rustling of grass or smells woodsmoke inexplicably whenever they see them.

i’m just thinking about like. Wrong Versions of that.

every time someone sees me they inexplicably smell a shoe store which is like, not bad, I guess… they hear the distant and quiet but distinct sound of a lawn mower……

every time people see me they crave sugar, when i speak my voice is layered with the sounds of people bumping into door frames (x)

you get me