Otherwise, I would think you’re too short because I FUCKING TOWER OVER YOU
I am frequently asked what my height is. I also get the shocked remark from a dude saying “Whoa…are we the same height?! Or are you taller than me?” Plus, the captain obvious “YOU’RE TALL” observation. I dislike being my height sometimes. I can’t wear heels because I skyrocket to 6’3” and am taller than most men while in them. I’m not a petite little pygmy.
Then I remember how fucking awesome I look and that I’d be fugly if I were any shorter. And I can be at the back of a crowd and I can still see what’s going on. But only on occasion, for there are tall male douchebags who like to block everyone’s view being in the front.
I don’t think there is a phrase I have been told more often than “you’re tall”
Like… Really? I had no idea!