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spermbanker:

nightgaunts:

will someone please explain this to me immediately

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

girlsluvgrls:

alwaysblind:

“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”

Hh

hop obts

U p

poor, sweet “EFFERSKIM CLAYNER” will now have NO NAME thanks to this monstrous meme…

buzzlightyearhugecock:

buzzlightyearhugecock:

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

afloweroutofstone:

socialistexan:

Europeans: “I don’t understand you Americans, if your working conditions, wages, and social safety net are so bad, why do you not simply unionize or strike?”

Americans:

Also there’s literally so many restrictions on unions and strikes at this point that striking on any significant scale is nearly de facto illegal

WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARD ABOUT THE LUDLOW MASSACRE, WHY WASN’T I TAUGHT THIS IN CLASS

starrypawz:

clarisimart:

veliseraptor:

it’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award

I AM DYING!!!
AND THESE ARE ALL WRITTEN BY MEN, PUBLISHED AUTHORS, SO I DON’T WANT NOBODY COMPLAINING ABOUT SEX SCENES WRITTEN BY FANGIRLS EVER AGAIN!!