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caden:

glad that theyve left an honorary spot for orb seal on the US passport application forms

this is hands down one of the single funniest comic pages i have ever seen in my life

so that post about how you can get around the bot by tagging things “#sfw”? uhhhhh it’s TRUE.

i did a little test in my drafts:

i am losing my goddamn mind like how is it possible to be this stupid

mixedican:

wonderytho:

Me📷irl

Source: wonderytho

fuzzynecromancer:

6-phds-and-no-sense:

6-phds-and-no-sense:

sometimes people try to tell me that scientists are paragons of rationality and I have to break it to them that I have yet to work in a lab that didn’t have at least one weird secret shrine in it

new guy: why is all of the equipment in this room covered in toys?

me: dONn’t touch those

new guy:

me: they need the toys to function. if they don’t all have toys they get jealous.

new guy:

new guy:

me: when something breaks just take the wizard and wave it around for a while. they seem to like that.

@byesexualmonster can you confirm this?

ivan-fyodorovich:

meco-official:

gruene-teufel:

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve come across biographies like this while reading about what happened to certain high-profile Nazi war criminals then I’d be able to pay a man to do this research for me 24/7

Classic Paperclip

“What’s up with the CIA acting like villains from psychological horror films during the cold war?”

“Oh it was full of SS veterans”

Source: gruene-teufel

Source: reddit.com

joshua-r-m:

kingjaffejoffer:

The very definition of staying in your lane.

My man came to get some Doritos and wasn’t entertaining anything else

Me avoiding my problems

catsbeaversandducks:

“Don’t worry, I totally meant to do that.”

Video by Scott Stringer