caprisunsport:

had a dream where i hosted this party and it totally fuckin blew and i was sitting wallowing in my own failure until jimmy neutron came in grasping his nutsack and he told me if i didnt kick shit into high gear he was gonna pee all over my house and it gave me the motivation to save the party

bigwordsandsharpedges:

salty-blue-mage:

ahdok:

papa-manatee:

presidentark:

papa-manatee:

what order are you even supposed to read this in?

I don’t fucking know my man

The answer to your question is actually “you’re not” – this is only 1/3 of the whole sign, and you need all of it to be able to read it sensibly.

But, before you start thinking “oh well, I guess that’s not so bad then” – Here is the entire thing, with a handy guide to show you how to read it.

cocksmasher69:

eowyn-is-a-radfem:

star-of-wormwood:

memelovingradfem:

kropotkindersurprise:

June 30 2018 – A waitress in Georgia takes no shit from a man who gropes her while walking by. Ryan Cherwinski, 31, of Palm Bay, Florida, was taken into custody at the scene, in front of his wife and two kids, and charged with sexual battery.

i hope his wife divorces him

Direct. Action.

God this gives me so much pussy energy. The way he keeps walking because he “knows” there will be no consequences… except when there are and she slams his bitch ass straight in that chair. Like he must be so shocked