taragrimface:

fallout-is-cancelled:

When you see this, what do you expect to get in the mail? A big custom glass bottle shaped like a rocket?

Would it surprise you that that’s not what you get, but instead you get…

…an okay sized, bland bottle, cased in plastic.

Lets not forget that this is $80 fucking dollars USD.

holy shit they cant even shill nuka merch without cheating and lying and stealing what the fuck is this

Source: fallout-is-cancelled

thewordywarlock:

ladylike-foxes:

icantwritegood:

worldsworstfather:

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

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character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

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character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

when its a man doing it to a woman:

pipcomix:

pipcomix:

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro