tonyzaret:

It’s 2018 people. I don’t want to hear any more excuses. News flash: every dollar you’re not earning is going to somebody who’s grinding harder, making moves and hustling grindmore. You can sit around waiting for that Benz and those gold horse spankers, or you can aspire to true cashmongrel status. Oh, you rented a pair of zing jammers so you can stunt around Pretzelville? That’s nice, I just put a downpayment on a BRAND NEW sixteen-foot milk mountain and by the end of the year I plan to have SEVEN chocolate donkeys. So if you want to spend another year popping mollies at the club go ahead, because me and #teammotivation will be GROPPING DOLLIES (grabbing dollars) at the BLUG (stock market). Also, I want to get over my fear of birds.