henstomper:

henstomper:

henstomper:

breaking bad is the funniest show ever

real scenes in breaking bad:

  • jesse’s friends talk about whether resident evil 4, call of duty nazi zombies, or left 4 dead is the best zombie game
  • walter and his son sit in their cars, which are parked in the driveway, furiously revving the engines
  • walter walks up to a kid eating cereal and says “fruit loops, huh? thats good stuff” (this is a few episodes after walt intentionally poisons the kid in question)
  • jesse plays Rage (2010) with a light gun
  • hank comes to the realization that his stepbrother is a meth cook while on the toilet

a few i forgot about

  • hank is bedridden after surviving an attack by cartel hitmen, so he sits in bed and orders minerals online. which he grabs with a little grabbing claw/ whenever his wife calls them rocks he gets really hurt and makes it very clear that theyre actually minerals
  • theres a scene that goes on for like 5 minutes where one of walt & jesse’s dealers is trying to sell meth to a guy he suspects of being an undercover cop, and he says that if he asks him hes a cop he legally has to tell the truth. the guy says no and the dealer sells him meth and immediately gets arrested
  • danny trejo is in it for literally one scene, where he lays in bed in a nightgown and orders shit off of skymall that DEA guys buy for him
  • walt yells at jesse for bringing funyuns to a meth cook
  • jesse gokarts sadly
  • literally every scene saul is in

whitelucio:

caden:

whitelucio:

constipation is thr dark souls of poop problems. diarrhea is the blood Born

interesting you would post this. my old roomate and i had a running joke, where if i took a long shit in the bathroom i would walk out and say “bad RNG on that poop bro”. or sometimes just “bad RNG bro”

(for non-gamers, RNG is a term commonly used by dark souls streamers and speedrunners– it stands for “random number generator” and has to do with what attacks the player triggers from the boss. The joke was that since streamers often say “bad RNG” after a tough boss fight, i was applying that to real life situations such as my ongoing constipation because i kept eating too many french fries) 

this is tight